In Horny Asylum, you take the graveyard watch at a women's mental ward, monitoring four unhinged inmates per wing through flickering camera feeds. Balance your dwindling battery while slamming the left door, right door, or vent shut before they slip in. Survive 8 haunted hours and the girls are yours to use however you please. However, get caught, and they'll ride, suck, and drain you into a sticky game over.

A young guy with no experience or education isn’t exactly the most desirable candidate on the marriage market or the job market, for that matter. And yet our hero lands what he thinks is his dream job and becomes a salesman at a sex shop! On his very first day on the job, everything goes wrong: first, all his attempts to help four attractive female customers end in embarrassment, and then Earth is attacked by alien invaders! To survive, the hero and his companions in misfortune will have to turn an unassuming sex toy shop into a fortified refuge.
Use the girls’ unexpected talents, full a variety of dangerous missions, study the omnipresent pussyhugger and devious titling, and perhaps you’ll manage not only to survive, but also to give the cosmic occupiers a fitting rebuff. And, of course, don’t forget to pay attention to the ladies in your world-saving squad: the spicy desires that brought them to the sex shop in the first place haven’t gone anywhere!​